![]() ![]() INTERESTING NOTE: At no point in its musical career did Anal Cunt retain the services of a bass player.Ĩ8 Song EP - Side one of their official 13-minute debut is basically a re-recording of the 47 Song Demo, but with the drums and screaming completely drowning out the guitar. There are a couple of actual riffs in here, but only for seconds at a time. ![]() Here, let's discuss all of its contents in rich, satisfying detail:Ĥ7 Song Demo - Vocalist Seth Putnam, drummer Tim Morse, and guitarist Mike Mahan launch the Anal Cunt balloon with nine minutes of lo-fi grindcore noise. This brutally repetitive double-disc features two full hours of this tiresome bullshit, with only a few doom riffs and jokey cover tunes to break up the head-drilling monotony. But Anal Cunt did it for SEVEN YEARS! Seven full years of eeeeeedoodladoodladoodlaWAAAAHWAAAAHWAAAAAH!!!! And quite frankly, that's six years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 56 seconds too long. Maybe this would've been a hoot for, say, a one-off 7". Seriously, they literally set out to create music with no riffs. Every grindcore fan knows that the riffs are often buried once the hammering blastbeats kick in, but that's no excuse for Anal Cunt reducing the subgenre to completely unmusical guitar noise and wordless screaming. The Early Years: 1988-1991 - Artemis 2000Īnal Cunt began its career as a one-joke monkey, parodying grindcore by imitating only its most tuneless moments - again and again and again, over and over and over. Most forensics specialists agree that this status update was the direct cause of Putnam suffering a fatal heart attack in mid-June. What I failed to take into consideration is that one of my Facebook friends was none other than Seth Putnam, the singer/lyricist/mastermind of that very band. In late April 2011, I posted a status update on Facebook alerting my 1800+ friends that the next band scheduled for review on would be Anal Cunt, the world's most offensive grindcore band. ![]() Paragraph! The Early Years: 1988-1991 Very Rare Rehearsal from February 1989 Morbid Florist Breaking the Law 7" Everyone Should Be Killed Top 40 Hits 40 More Reasons to Hate Us Howard is Bald 7" I Like It When You Die Picnic of Love It Just Gets Worse Defenders of the Hate Old Stuff, Part 3 110 Song CD Wearing Out Our Welcome Fuckin' A I like it when you die (right when I'm about to review your band) special introductory ![]()
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